Bobo's at it Again

I was grillin' steaks and burgers in the backyard when Bobo came around the side of the house.

"Whatcha doin?" he asked.

"Grillin some steaks and burgers. Sit down and have some." I saw he had a Hannah Montana Guitar strapped to his back, just like the one he tried to steal from Suzie.

"Where'd you get that Hannah Montana electric guitar (http://fendoff.webs.com/) you're sportin' there?"

"From Suzie. Said she felt bad for tasin' me. I felt bad too. It hurt."

"Well, you shouldn't go around robbing people Bo. You gonna rob anybody today?"

He took the plate I fixed him from my hand. "Yep! Gary Jenkins got hissef a new bike."

I watched as he whoofed down the steak and potato, and wondered why he always made a point of telling me what he was going to steal, and who from. He finished his plate and shot around the house and out of sight. I got on the phone and called Gary Jenkins.

"Hey there Gary. Bo's on his way to try to steal your bike. Best get your pepper spray (scenttracker.webs.com/) ready. Call me and let me know how it goes. He's a Cracker Jack for sure." I finished my cookout and retired to the house to wait for the news. In about an hour, the phone rang..........